deansass:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!

November is when I apply to universities Fuck

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

seraph-blades-and-whips:

Inspired by [x]

oh my god

where-is-my-butt:

thomasblu:

theamericankid:

‘WHOA how are your shoes NOT soaked?’ ‘Mind your own bees wax’

People didn’t know this?

NO

WE DIDN’T

ahigherdemise:

internetwin:

toryashleyy:

aplaguedmind:

Holy shit I did not see that coming.

AHHAHA OMGAKSJDLASDJK

Best twist ending ever

Lol omg

johnjamesjackson:

crabstiquez:

bby just say yes

Because there’s nothing more normal than asking a 25 year old man to your high school prom! :D

imagineamazingfires:

lol ur a big girl arnt u??